Andres' Asylum or something i guess.

I made this website on a whim, it is pretty bland, If you catch me on the street somewhere, end it please.

I had a weird Nightmare

Dated: July 8th, 2026
so the nightmare starred john mcaffe, a rabid cat and chicken coup containing like many chickens and said cat. It starts with me in a water park and someone gives john mcafee a blunt or a cigarette but i like intercept it somehow and for some reason and it falls in the water, so i try to laugh it out with john but he gets angry like so angry that he wrestles me down and puts that cigarette out in my ear ? (That cigarette was lit and he was also smoking it because it was at the end) Next thing i know there are chickens (like i dont think at this point i saw chickens but i think they were already in my mind.) anyway so cut to, me and john mcafee walking together and im tryna interview him and he is playing along and we are having fun and idk how but the topic gets to cigarettes he shows me a pile of shit (possibly his own, i think he did it himself offscreen) anyway idk why but we are laughing at it, next thing ik he puts a cig out in it and then pushes me and i fall but slighly far, the shit shouldnt have been near me but i think he started wrestling me or whatever and idk how and from where he has a like 5 people's worth of chewed gum and he spits it into the shot and the cig beforehand but when the cameras cut to 3rd person pov, there is shot and chewed gum and cigarette on my face and he is rubbing it in and saying something. Next thing i know i am being chased by him and i hide in the chicken coup and idk why there is narration about the chickens and the narrator dramatically says that some chickens get rabid and turn cannibal and start acting weird and other chickens identify that cannibal by its signature "crease" like sound, its like if humans imitate a gas leak but make it short and like continuous loop, anyway so apparently chickens are afraid of this animal among them and the nightmare is dramatically switching between a cannibal chicken and john mcafee and like trying to push me to the conclusion that john mcafee is a cannibal and he is trying to eat me, but i have a feeling that the nightmare was going into a much darker place, i think the nightmare was suggesting that cannibals live among us and humans have a way of detecting them and how rich people are cannibals and then as all this is unfolding the rabid cat is meowing weirdly, the coup is more like a cage i can barely fit and the rabid cat is about to scratch me, i am scared I'm going to get rabies. And the camera switches to the creasing chicken and then john mcafee and im dearly holding on to the cage door from inside, i dont think it has a lock wait no it did but i didnt wanna leave it to that. Then i woke up breathing heavily and shi and it had only been like 2 hours since i fell asleep so yeah this was the nightmare,